Aske

definition of a dude who has energi on mondays.

how tf are you alive ITS MONDAY?
aske: im happy

by jakob med c February 03, 2020

Aske

A stunningly good up-and coming band from Eastern Europe.

Person 1: Hey, have you heard about Aske?
Person 2: Yes, they are absolutely phenomenal!

by Fatalityy March 26, 2024

risky ask

To ask a question that is dangerous. It’s either really successful or it Fails outright and there is no in between

Edwin : Hey Miranda can I get a kiss?

Miranda: That’s a risky ask! Let me think about it

by DemiDwayne November 29, 2022

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by AnudaJaniceRobles May 25, 2025

nobody asked

a fucking retarded and shit comeback used by idiots who try to be cool.

person 1: hey it's my birthday
some retarded dumbass: nobody asked
person 1: shut the actual fuck up

by harrypotterfanxxxxxxxxx6 March 24, 2023

Nobody asked

Saying this obnoxious phrase is the quickest way to make everyone despise your existence. Saying this is the verbal equivalent of white noise as it adds nothing to the conversation and only causes annoyance. If you say this phrase, go fuck yourself.

Person 1: Nice, my relative beat cancer

Person 2: Nobody asked
Person 1: stares with hatred in his eyes before pulling out a gun and shooting Person 2 in the head

by Partydude17 May 23, 2023

Don’t ask don’t tell

The amount of money you and your partner have agreed can be spent without the other’s approval or awareness. Typically used by the gays. Probably started with the now defunct Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell laws in the US.

Kake: “What did you spend $20 on yesterday?”
Jack: “Don’t ask don’t tell”

by Ominous 01 May 12, 2024