Any pervious convictions?

What an authority figure asks you to determine whether your criminal history includes any sexually-shocking misdeeds.

Maybe if Peeping Tom had been asked, "Any pervious convictions?" prior to his being allowed to occupy his house when da birthday-suited Lady Godiva went by, he might not have gotten his desired eyeful of said self-sacrificing damsel's nude loveliness, after all.

by QuacksO February 18, 2023

Could you be any louder?!

Shut up before I sucker punch you

Could you be any louder?!
That means shut up DARREN!

by LearnyourABC'S November 5, 2023

You got any games on your phone?

When you are at some family gathering and your 7 year old cousin goes up to you and asks to play on you phone, WITHOUT SAYING PLEASE.

Kid: You got any games on your phone??
You: Yes... BUT THEY AREN'T FOR YOU.

by Star Puppi November 14, 2023

You hiring any bosses?

The best way to get any job you want. just walk in and say: HEY ARE YALL HIRING ANY BOSSES?

New ex boss: Hi, how may i help you today sir/mamm(?)
BOSS: YOU HIRING ANY BOSSES?

by Falcoriano_Reeves January 25, 2024

Quasimodo x Ani

The best ship in the whole wide world frfr

Random guy: What ship do you ship?

Other guy: Oh Quasimodo x Ani of course

Random guy: Omg slayuu

by Begugula December 1, 2023

Anis

Luscious face with an impeccable jawline.

That’s guy is an anis

by anonymous December 16, 2023

Got any grapes?

What the Duck says in a start of a normal day in The Duck Song. But, there are no grapes in the lemonade stand.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and then said to the man running the stand: "Hey, pa-pa-pa, got any grapes?"

by Europe2048 December 17, 2023