alien mayonaise

a gemma that eats mayo from a aliens dick

ryan was such a baby i made him drink my alien mayonaise

by aasshrekwrekraplh March 11, 2020

Alien

An Alien is a non-discovered being supposedly on another planet available to have life. Also very mysterious.

"Do you really think that there are Aliens in the Universe?"

by hello darkness smiled friend June 9, 2020

Aliens

I guess, yeah... I hadn't though about that before... Why would they NOT look like people?

Hym "Well, yeah... I guess that makes sense, I mean... Yeah... When we think of aliens we think little green men or tall slender greys but yeah, why wouldn't they just look like people? I mean, they would BE people but I mean, like, they would just look human. Bipedal primate-derived humanoids. If you need a planet that is LIKE EARTH... For life to occur... And Primates evolve to develop sentience.... Why would Aliens... Not just look like humans. So yeah... This is a rejoinder to my other thing. If aliens exist, they are either stuck on their planet (like we are) OR they are already here because they don't use rocket propulsion (because that would be retarded and it takes to long to get anywhere) AND they look like people. They just ARE here. Probably trying to hoard all the women and resources for themselves because if we're all racist and morally incoherent why would they not also be that. They probably have some kind of deluded family unit worshipping breeding cult of their own and/or fed us one for free labor. They might even be a hivemind. Which is why our social structure is retarded. They would be trying to model our society after their society and we are not eachother. But, yeah, good point YouTube algorithm. I hadn't though of that."

by Hym Iam December 30, 2023

Alien Language

⎅⟒⟒⋉ ⋏⎍⏁⌇. this is the alien language.

⎅⟒⟒⋉ ⋏⎍⏁⌇ alien language

by Tewwawia April 12, 2022

Highly buff alien

A highly buff alien is smarter than ratty, dumber than nerds, and stronger than most nerds and some ratties. Aliens with ADHD can become smarter by taking Modafinil, Armodafinil, Hydrafinil, Flodafinil, Methiopropamine (MPA), Ethiopropamine (EPA), low dose a-PVP, Prolintane, low dose 4F-MPH, 3-FA, low dose 3-FMA, low dose 2-FMA, NSI-189, 9-Me-BC, Bromantane, Aniracetam, Phenylpiracetam Hydrazide, Arecoline Hydrobromide, Nicotine gum or vape, Ethylamphetamine (Speed), Amphetamine (Speed), low dose Methamphetamine (Meth) stacked with Tropoflavin, Mephentermine, Adipex, and more. Then highly buff alien becomes highly buff nerd, neek, or geek, but cooler. Most highly buff aliens are all natural.

Highly buff alien is cool. Highly buff alien will kick your ass if you don't add the definition and act like a rebublican. Stupid Rebublican!

Highly buff alien: Too buff for this world!

by CynderFanclub April 14, 2024

Alien

A person usually East Asian female that takes plastic surgery because they're insecure af; not really ugly. After that usually they've big eyes with oval shaped head with hair and go to online dating apps.

1. That Korean girl is unrecognizable, she's an alien!

by overproudbrownperson September 17, 2024

alien names

alien names are names of aliens example : allyson and lorrea

one of the best alien names are allyson!

by wynteruuu January 13, 2021