A prominent audio-visual technician from the early twenty-first Century whose name has become synonymous with dance craze known as "dabbing"
But only in cases where 10 or more people are killed as a result.
But only in cases where 10 or more people are killed as a result.
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Responce "Sure, but im not very good at it as I have never caught one before"
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"No don't kill the kitty!"
Responce "To late its already in pieces"
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Responce "To late... thats gonna leave a bruse."
"No don't kill the kitty!"
Responce "To late its already in pieces"
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Me: "I would let your doctor know you're experiencing Austin Syndrome really bad again..."
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