Alan’s brain

Alan’brain is broken because of all the weed he smokes daily

He is polygamy

He had a lot of heartbreak history

But now he zoom on the girls en instagram , his brain is 100% active on that and girls like that

Alan’s brain is distucted because of all the weed he smoke

by Pauladetruitalanhahah November 21, 2021

Alan Martinez

literally one of the sweetest guys out there, can be a tease but I’d really hot asf lol

some person: ayo is that Alan Martinez?
me: mhm

some person: is he single?
me: nah his with me lol rekt

by axisiting March 08, 2021

Alan Carey

A gay person who would do anything with a pulse try’s to avoid the urge of turning around for a cheeky look.RO

Don’t be an Alan Carey

by DRoRo February 04, 2019

Dumbass You, Anthony Robles And Terry Alan Crew Is Talita From Egypt, You Dumbasses

Dumbass You, Anthony Robles And Terry Alan Crew Is Talita From Egypt, You Dumbasses

Dumbass You, Anthony Robles And Terry Alan Crew Is Talita From Egypt, You Dumbasses

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

Alan Sylvestri Stallone

Da "Great Italian Stallion Of Many Talents" who both wrote da wonderful music for and starred in quite a few famous films.

Billy Joel looks uncannily like da "Rambo" actor, plus of course he is known for writing awesome music, as well. But I cannot see his soft-spoken-and-gentle self actually shouting, "Stop! Or my mom will shoot!", so I kinda doubt dat he would ever be an "Alan Sylvestri Stallone" movie-figure.

by QuacksO May 05, 2025

Alan Price

Alan Price is an English musician who is best known for being the keyboard player in the world famous rock band The Animals. His 45 second solo "The House of The Rising Sun" is godly and perhaps one of the best keyboard solos ever. After leaving in 1965 due to his fear of flying, he formed his band The Alan Price Set where he released several UK hits such as "Simon Smith and the Amazing Dancing Bear", "Hi-Lili, Hi Lo" and "The House That Jack Built." He has released over 12 solo albums, his first being "The Price to Play" in 1966. He still preforms today in London. Not to mention, he is incredibility hot and has great blue eyes.

Did you know that Alan Price was in The Animals?

Alan Price's solo career peaked in 1966.

by hailey1028 October 17, 2022

Jim Alan Dickson

The fuckin goat

Jim Alan Dickson: "I shat myself and it was gooey"
Person 2: "nigga is so cool"

by Fat Johnson June 10, 2024