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Alan

Yo were that Handsome Motherfucker Alan at?
by Stolemaperctf March 26, 2023
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Alan

A amazing human being who is always nice to everyone but is still chaotic. He has a perfect smile and personality, he is sweeter than lollipops and nicer that bunnies
Person 1: Hey do you know alan
Person 2:yea hes very chaotic

Person 1 : but he is nice too
by The_Gay_Mf December 28, 2021
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Stinky Alan

A stinky Alan is when a man puts his penis in an another man, but before climax the man pull out and then ejaculates into his own mouth and then spits it back into the other man's mouth
Me and Kirky done some stinky Alan
by Davey Dog 12938 March 19, 2025
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Alan tracey

An ALAN TRACEY Is a - gay loser who has no real friends, just other gay losers online. An alan tracey enjoys talking about boring shit while nobody is paying attention but he or she doesn't mind they love the sound of their own stupid voice. Plays alot of video games.
Shut up alan tracey !
Oh god its alan!
Haha your ugly but not as ugly as alan tracey!
by Bigdickprick1999 August 12, 2017
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Alan

A middle aged, generously proportioned male netballer more than probably born in Scotland and raised in Dandenong.
Every time he wears that "GA" bib he looks like a real Alan.

What are the odds there are seven Alans available to make a team.

I bet that Alan shaves his armpits
by The Gazelle 16 August 22, 2023
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Alan’s brain

Alan’brain is broken because of all the weed he smokes daily

He is polygamy

He had a lot of heartbreak history

But now he zoom on the girls en instagram , his brain is 100% active on that and girls like that
Alan’s brain is distucted because of all the weed he smoke
by Pauladetruitalanhahah November 21, 2021
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