Alan Heath

(1). A Micropenis
(2). Bad Laugh
(3). Love For Trucks
(4). A Homosexual
(5). Lack of Knowledge
(6). Incompetent to Normal Logic

"I would never have sex with you, not with an Alan Heath"
"Your an Alan Heath bro, never seen someone love trucks that bad"
"Stop acting like an Alan Heath, think normal dude"

by 3TF July 5, 2016

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Alan

Alan is a Celtic name which means noble, handsome etc.
Very humble and would do anything to make a person happy.
Yet, the most dangerous person in the room once he runs out of patience.

He's a sweetheart; he's Alan.

by Amir Zayed Khan November 23, 2021

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He is a very cute and handsome guy. This guy is very funny once you get to know him. He is nice, smart, blushes when he laughs, shy at first but then energetic, gaming energy, likes gore, handsome, handsome, handsome, handsome. He is very loyal to people he knew for a year or so. He gets crushes easily so you might have a chance :3 He is sometimes competitive, he jokes a lot, he is mean to people he likes. This guy would be a perfect match for you! If you date him, you should really keep him. He also is very rich and wealthy. If you have him as your boyfriend, just know you can use his money :D Moving on, He is again very handsome, and a good boyfriend. Overall he is the most attractive guy you might know.

his gf: Thats Alan, my boyfriend!
her bestie: He is hella fine
his gf: Yea I know but that aint mean shit about you having him
her bestie: chill bitch it was a god damn joke
his gf: I dont fucking care but we all know he is hella fine
her bestie: yea he is
his gf: ......

by simp:D November 9, 2021

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