Adventure

A word every girl on dating apps use that they don’t actually do.

They also intentionally leave it as vague as possible because they don't really even know what it means. They just copy what other girls say.

It’s supposed to mean that their knight in shining armor book boyfriend (who’s also a high salary doctor) picks them up spontaneously and takes them to some random place that is magnificent and exciting.

But no one actually does this because this is the real world and life’s not fair.

Girl 1: I put in my dating profile that I want guys who will take me on an adventure. I left it really vague because I don’t really know what it means?

Girl 2: Well? Did he take you on an adventure?

Girl 1: Yes! Instead of Chipotle he took me to Taco Bell. It was so romantic :)

by Dr. Roboto September 24, 2023

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Advantage-gate

Referring to the 2023 season of the Australian Football League when a single goal separated the Queensland team of Brisbane Lions and the Victorian team of Collingwood. In the final 2 minutes of play, the Lions seemed set to score off of a free kick but the officiating umpire decided the Brisbane Lions had opted to take the advantage, which resulted in no score and an immediate turn over to Collingwood essentially resulting in Collingwood walking down the remaining time to play and securing the Grand Final

We got away with it!

Good old advantage-gate forever!

by AFL Armchair Expert September 30, 2023

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