The United States Merchant marine Academy

also known as Kings Point. Its a place where one wears a silly costume (uniform), does plenty of excercise(looking at porn) and of course is well hydrated, with more alcohol than you can imagine. But what do you expect from a school full of sailors. Unlike the sissies at the Naval Academy, we know how to drink and chase women of the night. We are given a whole year to do it on commericial ships. Located in Great Neck NY we proudly display our Nazi Flagpole, in a Jewish Community. Need I say anything else about an establishment that when you graduate you are given choices to actually make a ton of money, and not have to go active duty. Because why fight in the war, when you can profit off of it.

The United States Merchant Marine Academy, where dreams go to die

by salty seaman April 24, 2006

Farnley Academy

Shit school.Dont send your children there!

“I hate farnley academy” Farnley academy is so strict , Farnley academy is a prison for children

by Donkeyy14 August 6, 2019

sandwell academy

The biggest shithole in Sandwell 😬The local residency of idiotic teachers and a head teacher who resembles a pigeon. They employ their fair share of bitches and pedos who cannot teach. The year 10’s are all dirty skets and the year 11’s are currently stuck up their own arse. The sixth form block resembles hell, nothing else to it. Deserves to be demolished, a disturbing place to be.

Sandwell academy is a shithole

by Yourlocalspakka December 11, 2019

The forest academy

The forest academy is a school based in north east London and the deadest school in Redbridge. Do not go to this school the teachers just don’t give a fuck and are pedos the sixth form is trash and there’s always beef you’ll literally get patterned plus every single year we get new different head teachers that don’t even last that long. The year 11s always be smoking in the field, the wannabe roadmen be bring shanks to school like they’re about that life, there’s Essex chavs everywhere like just shutuppp, the year 7s be running around like rats screaming ofb kmtt. Not even people who live in Hainault wanna come here hahaa

Me: *chewing gum*
Teacher: that will be 20 minutes after school, don’t show up and it will go on to 40

The forest academy = trash

by Woiii_:) December 9, 2020

Tabor Academy

College prep school in massachusetts. A few hot guys, tons of hot girls. Very challenging academics, kick ass sports, esp ice hockey. The school is right on the water and all the kids are loaded. They kick exeter, andover and anyone elses ass because they know how to party.

boy 1: wow.. that chick is mad hot, and smart too
boy 2: of course she is, she goes to Tabor...
boy 1: i should have guessed, shes so sexy!

by student December 14, 2004

Academy of Notre Dame

The premier all-girls catholic prep school in Philadelphia. The "Teach them what they need to know for life" motto is very fitting. St.Julie is a prominent figure and should be as she is their foundress. Whether it's statues or her feast day, the girls are aware. The girls her are respectful and truly come out of their shell. They don't care what people think of them and speak their mind. While most are athletic, many also spend the majority of their time in the dance studio or in the Connelly arts building. They defy many of the all girls school stereotypes in that the girls are almost always kind to each other. Door holding and hellos are common and many girls are quite nice. The girls like to have fun, and often gripe about the amount of work but for the most part get good grades. Baked goods are coveted at ND and when you miss your assigned snack day for your put in the mead hall with Grendel. But while this school is excellent in all academic, athletic and social aspects, they lack in the boy department. Unless you know boys from your childhood or they live around the corner, you don't meet guys through ND. The crazy good atmosphere here makes up for the lack of guys. From their IRISH sports bras to their ND socks, these girls are sisters neath the gold and blue and seem to adhere to the Honor Code. GO ND!

"Hey you got a prom date yet?"
"Not exactly, I think I'm going to ask this guy I went to elementary school with."

"Qui est bon de bon dieu!"
"What?"
"There's a sunflower right there"
"So?"
"How good it the good god? Sunflowers turn toward the sun you know."
"Oh ok so you went to the Academy of Notre Dame most girls from there know a ridiculous amount info on sunflowers."

by IrishGreyhounds December 17, 2011

germantown academy

Also known as the Germantown Fish Factory. For their mechanic swim machine students and robotic water polo players.

"You swim for GA?
"Yeah."
"Get a life, loser."

by all hyped up April 9, 2005