Blonde Mop

A blonde mop (or BM) is usually a male under the age of 16 who is long blonde hair. They can be mistaken for a girl and if the hair is bushy the blonde mop become a bushy blonde mop.

My son is a blonde mop

by Wnciakgjwigje August 23, 2019

mop

mop is a name for a curly haired bitch,who goes to a religious highschool,weird as fuck and dresses up like some kind of a indonesian trap,usually answers to the name Hannah,a romanian version of a jessica.

-Oh look!Hannah just arrived!good thing we needed to clean the floor! ;)
-This mop is so expensive,i would rather buy a hHannah,its cheaper.
-Lol stop beeing so cheeky!what are you?a mop???

by nivea cream m9 August 13, 2018

MOP

Moderate overrated pussy
Often found dating or attracting a simp

Damn she's a MOP

by aV BooRadley January 22, 2020

mop

uhh why the fuck are you looking up mop

mop da floor bitch

by julieateyourdog May 17, 2020

mops

member of preferred sex

yo that haircut is a mops magnet

by Hi1234455 July 16, 2022

Myspace Mop

A hairstyle common in the 2000’s til about 2012. It was customary for Gen Y kids To showcase their Millenial Misery with a profile pic on Myspace with side swoop bangs. This hairstyle’s exaggerated part would cause the elder emo’s hair to nearly cover both or at least one of their eyes. It was also customary for the Myspace Mop to be utterly fried with a hair straightener and dyed unnaturally, either with overly saturated colors or horizontal stripes.

I’ve been feeling nostalgic lately and decided I hate my center part hair. I want to go back to my Myspace Mop days and change my profile song to Story of the Year or The Maine’s latest release. Simpler Times.

by niko5 May 4, 2022

The mop

A dance that is to retarded that it’s fire

Trey: you heart about the mop

Jay: that dance that everybody be doing at my school.

by AxrTxme February 29, 2020