Monday the second of November

u must ask out ur crush if ur name starts with any of theese letters,

A, F, M, G, K, Y, W, E

hey Alex it’s Monday the second of November u need to ask out ur crush

by urmitsururbandictionaryer November 2, 2020

Monday

the day f the week where you have start school and forgot about your weekend!

Aw man its monday!

by teacher.Bah February 24, 2020

Murphy’s Monday

A term taken from Murphy’s Law, A Murphy’s Monday is a Monday that is so incredibly annoying that it feels like everything that can go wrong IS going wrong. It is a day filled with minor inconveniences that make your day harder, but not hard enough to be impossible.

A Murphy’s Monday is not usually the worst day of your life, but certainly the most inconvenient.

Joseph: “Dude some guy just shot my friend’s grandma!”
Lukas: “Bro’s having a Murphy’s Monday.”

by A Real, Genuine Human May 13, 2024

A “Monday”

A “Monday” is a slur for black people because no one likes Mondays.

Billy: “Omg look at that Monday”

Chad: “A “Monday” is the worst I swear”

by CasperJeepPatriot August 7, 2024

Mondayed

A "Mondayed" day: Experiencing a day where nothing seems to go as planned and feeling like your plans have been completely derailed.

Yesterday was completely Mondayed. I woke up late, spilled coffee on my shirt, and missed an important meeting because my car broke down. It felt like everything that could go wrong did, and my entire day was thrown off track.

by PreventiveMentalHealth May 19, 2024

soviet monday

where you dressed up with something russian on a monday. maybe every monday.

friend - why the hell you dressed like a russian?
you - because its soviet monday (said in russian accent)

by parsnip02 of youtube September 28, 2010

Meatball Monday

somebody who rushes to the nearest source of food and takes the best seat available

person 1: where should we go?
person 2: let's get food before meatball monday

by KlagtrinFoghorn September 19, 2023