This is a brutal HOMOSEXUAL ACT where the one getting ASSHOLE FUCKED is being FIGGED with TACO BELL FIREY SAUCE and the act involves YOURS DICK running into a lot of SOLID FECES which all sums to a FIREY TESLA CRASH and the PAIN is unbearable BUT BUTT SAFE.
by URINE FAIRY FAUCET August 06, 2021
Eternal gratitude to my Crash Test Yummy "bestbeta," without whom this ficcie wouldn't be so awesome.
by LegalMonet November 21, 2007
Ranika needed to pass level 65 of Candy Crush Saga, so she decided she'd spend her night candy crashing.
by KING OF CANDY CRUSH September 05, 2013
by Young Jazzy Yo October 24, 2023
Person 1: "So there I am Crash Bandicooting across the house to get a clean shirt out of the dryer."
Person 2: "Whoa!"
Person 2: "Whoa!"
by Mr.Oneliners May 01, 2024
by sonicTrashPanda July 06, 2024
When you're in a tight spot or potential legal situation with a stranger that you need get get out of quickly or a stranger you're on a date with but don't like and you want to bribe them or leave quickly on good terms you hit them with some Crash Money to exit or escape smoothly with no drama or bs following you.
My dad was in a bad accident with a car load of foreigners and he didn't want any heat from cops or trouble from them so he gave them some crash money and bolted.
I found myself on a blind dinner date with an ugly girl and wanted to bolt quickly so I paid the tab and gave her $50. And said I have to use the restroom, and slipped out the back exit and ghosted.
I found myself on a blind dinner date with an ugly girl and wanted to bolt quickly so I paid the tab and gave her $50. And said I have to use the restroom, and slipped out the back exit and ghosted.
by Mead's Mead December 02, 2020