Has a big slong and very handsome is very athletic and Rich people with the name Bryan usually treat women with good care and buy them anything they want. People with the name Bryan usually pack around 8-12 inches
by I_love_latinass November 22, 2021
Get the Bryan mug.He’s a tall,funny, and has big dick energy 😫. He’s and amazing person in and out if yk what I mean 😏. He will fuck your sister and mom on the same night no doubt. You can trust Bryan with anything⁉️ He’s a great and loving guy. He wants a gf so this his number 😉 (813) 352-8725!!!
by Strezzy_1738 November 23, 2021
Get the Bryan mug.doesn't obey traffic laws. will go 71 in a 45 on the parkway and get on probation, then go 100 in a 55 and lose his license. never get into the GTR (may she rip) when bryan drives. wears cool shoes and casually mentions that most of them cost over $1000. threw a fuckin banger last year on October 3. shit was crazy. best people to get drunk with were at that party. if you know a bryan castillo, tell his mom to go out of town again.
Man I chugged 3 blue raspberry bootleggers at that party.
Who's party???
Bryan Castillo's.
That makes sense man.
Who's party???
Bryan Castillo's.
That makes sense man.
by gary the good looking potato November 23, 2021
Get the bryan castillo mug.A lightskin hispanic dude who tries to and usually fucks every girl or guy he meets. Bryan loves to constantly stare at people and have a creepy smile to go with it. He's fake, ignorant and very selfish; he only cares about/ does things for himself, his family, and his girlfriend but don't do shit for anyone else outside of that circle. He think his dick is gold, it's not; plus he loves to touch other guys in intimate sexual ways i.e. grabbing their sides, lower back, and butt. Pretends to be straight but is really gay or bi but too big of a coward to admit it, he calls other guys cute and kisses at them. Bryans will tell you that they love you but they just want to victimize you for their own sick selfish pleasure and then move on like they ain't did nothing wrong. Bryan have big ass hands that feel hot when they touch/grab you because he's perverse and won't respect your personal space. Bryans don’t care about your feelings and most have mental issues and will talk about you behind your back but won't own up to what he said when called out.
"Bryan touches me way too much and it makes me feel very uncomfortable! "
"Yeah he's creepy, I don't like him."
"Yeah he's creepy, I don't like him."
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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by Andy estimated November 23, 2021
Get the Bryan mug.A ball busting legend who takes blows to the testicles. This man fears nothing and his balls can answer first hand. He is a true professional, this man can take multiple blows and even needles to the BALLS! He has been seen to be “ball boxed”, kneed, kicked, slapped, punched, squished, squeezed, sounded, injected, skewered, and weighted! This man’s real name is Juan!
Juan is Bryan!
Juan is Bryan!
Bryan: Please destroy my balls I’m the infamous Bryan Balldacious!
Ballbuster: I’m going to bust your balls real good, but before, what’s your real name?
Bryan: Juan, Juan the ballbustee!
Ballbuster: I’m going to bust your balls real good, but before, what’s your real name?
Bryan: Juan, Juan the ballbustee!
by CMBD_MD February 27, 2025
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by ToiletBryanThoughts November 23, 2021
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