obvious plant

1. subpar bait
2. a secret agent that is not that secret
3. established brand created by an innovative product designer, marketing guru and master of the art of pedagogic sarcasm

anonymous: do these pants look good on me?
Doug: yes, obvious plant! green is your colour.

by 1wickedestslam July 22, 2022

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Get the obvious plantmug.

The Plant

The Thrasher office. Also, weed you dumass

I'm gonna take a break and head over to the plant.

by ThePhelper May 8, 2019

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Get the The Plantmug.

plant

a person who uses the resources or supplies from someone else to make them look better.

That random girl in the mall the tweeted that picture of you is a plant! She's only using you for likes an retweets.

by jordann.brian August 10, 2019

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Get the plantmug.

plant person

only the swaggiest of all

"oh hey ! theres the plant person, super swag if i do say so myself"

by °sxn_flxwer° May 26, 2021

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Get the plant personmug.

Water my plants

A phrase used to imply a form or self pleasure; masturbation

The lofi music made me want to get up and water my plants.

by Chumbucket October 15, 2022

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Get the Water my plantsmug.

Zoe plant is the dick eater of dick eaters, this girl known for biting full grown men for no fucking reason and making them hella uncomfortable. Maybe she'll even bite ya dick off, Say Goodbye. HOF biter and HOF emasculation, Say Goodbye.

This zoe plant bitch bit my dick off!

by SayGoodbye. May 20, 2025

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