Lie-pathetical

When someone poses a hypothetical, when they are actually referring to something that has or is going to happen.

Father: "Son, where's the car?"
Son: "Ok, hypothetically, what if I took it and maybe drove it into the Dinkleberg's house?"
Father: "Is that a lie-pathetical?"

by The GuardianX August 23, 2018

Fluffer lie

A lie told by a man to try throw a woman off the mother lie that is coming. It is often completely ridiculous and does nothing but make the woman even more aware that the man is lying.

The weak fluffer lie that he told about how he might get called into work, told her what she already knew.

by PixiePiper November 30, 2016

Lie

What percentage of the conceptual realm needs to be occupied by lies for reality to constitute an illusion?

Dr. Smarty-pants "A sin of omission is better than a sin of commission."

Hym "That's moral relativism."

Dr. Smarty-pants "Moral relativism is bad."

Hym "One of those two statements has to be a lie."

by Hym Iam July 23, 2022

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by Adujasty343 July 14, 2025

lie

when Pinocchio's nose get's long enough to use as a second dick

-Did, you lie about cheating on me?
-No! Of course not. I was just at a friends house
(he was at an orgy party)

by HIDINGINYOURWALLS April 13, 2022

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by Adujasty343 July 14, 2025

lie back

To lay down at a 60 to 45 degree angle

I lie back on the longe chair.

by Elliot///: March 3, 2018