jars my liver

When I was growing up this was a popular phrase in my neighborhood which actually had dual meanings. The first was to annoy or bother someone deliberately, for example, sibling interactions. The second definition was to be physically shaken up. It can also be modified in various ways to suit the situation including jar, jarring, or jarred.

Child: Johnny took my action figure!
Mother: John! Stop jarring his liver!

Friend 1: Do you want to go on the roller coaster?

Friend 2: No thanks, that ride really jars my liver.

by phillyphemale78 October 20, 2020

jar

What shouldn't be shoved into your rectum.

Have you seen 1 man 1 jar the jar breaks in his ass!

by Prostate Exam June 26, 2014

Vampire's Jelly Bean Jar

Eating out a girls blood clots from her pussy during her period

Lisa on her period and it looks like a Vampire's Jelly Bean Jar down there

by Coonass4life October 18, 2022

Jarring

Jarring basically just means annoying

Omd she's so jarring

by anonymous February 21, 2023

Jar

Definition of bathroom or good drink.

I'm gonna piss in Zack's jar.

by LayneStaleyLerter September 15, 2023

Jarring

Sab

Sab is literally the definition of jarring.

by Sunflower2903 February 5, 2024

Jarred Light

N, An invisible ciggarette used to soothe the body and mind. Can be found in, under and around anything. CAUTION: Too many may cause slight retardation.

Note: Jarred Lights cannot be found inside any IKEA on planet earth. Its just not going to happen, sorry...

"So I was at this cool party, and this chick pulled a Jarred Light from her pants, and gave it to me. It was the gateway to my new found love for smoking."

by Larry A. September 10, 2006