Purple Hammer

When you grab your dick and squeeze it until the head turns purple, then mercilessly punch the head or with a purple mallet/hammer. This act is usually done intoxicated and was originated by New Hampshire's own Matthew "Bordmatt" Warriner.

Hey what is Bordmatt doing?
Oh he is just over there doing his Purple Hammer thing.

by KatieBanks, Bordmatt September 5, 2013

Hebrew Hammer

The act of shitting in a sock, and then approaching one of your sleeping mates,and then proceeding to put said poopsock on his foot

Henry got Hebrew Hammer'd!

Avoid the Hebrew Hammer!

by GasMaskOverdrive December 15, 2017

Mac Hammer

A computer program designed to de-bug Macintosh OS.

My computer isn't booking - maybe the Mac Hammer can fix it.

by Macuser999 July 30, 2009

gravity hammer

A weapon in halo three used by noobs to kill other noobs

noob 1: OMG a guy with a gravity hammer!!!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOl!!!1377!!!

noob 2: BOOOOOOOSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH

by s98 October 27, 2007

pork hammer

Dick, cock, refering to your penis when it is erect and ready to be serviced.

She grabbed my pork hammer and went to town on it.

by MED November 5, 2003

Hammer

To masturbate using two hands

Jim wanted to mix it up, so he used the hammer.

by panchito loquito October 30, 2011

cheese hammers

term for someones feet who are yellow on the bottom and pasty white on top

Oh my God John took out his cheese hammers.

by cheesehammer April 21, 2010