Every hear of asking? No need to punch a woman to get her to squeeze your dick with her asshole. Just ask, you'd be surprised what you might get. You'd be surprised what you might not get too: a charge of felony assault, hard time, and maybe even a Lorena Bobbit.
by Hemp lover October 29, 2009
Get the Donkey Punchmug. by TashaB February 12, 2008
Get the Wonkey Donkeymug. When one (or more) fellows participate in an act of beastiality involving a donkeys huge mega-dick. When Donkey-Fucking, one does not give it to the donkey most times, they usually suck/get butt fucked until the beast deposits a healthy load of semen into their ass/mouth
"Did you hear about the Donkey Fuck in the Red Sox locker room? Yeah, you can definately notice Manny Ramirez waddling to first base while clutching his ass. Yeah."
by Chris Steinke August 12, 2005
Get the donkey fuckmug. To do a girl from behind until the point of climax, then promptly smash a barrel on her back while beating your chest and yelling out loud. Afterward you may pull out a banana and have fun.
When a girl enters your room you must first explain why there is a barrel on or near the bed. You might have to explain to her afterwards what the donkey kong is and why you did it.
by isamu999 December 5, 2007
Get the donkey kongmug. by Clay Smith July 29, 2005
Get the donkey shitmug. by Time4SumAksion May 14, 2005
Get the Donkey-Chokermug. The disease that is destroying America. The disease causes people to want a country without borders, protection for the criminals, exploit victims. If you have Donkey Pox you believe you should be paid for not working. It has a tendency to kill almost all of one's brain cells then causing poor decision making ability.
The pandemic of Donkey Pox spreading from California to the rest of the country enabled Joe Biden to become President.
by RVJ forever August 22, 2022
Get the Donkey Poxmug.