Brad (disability)

Nickname for an outrageous disability that leaves a person born with misshapen feet (which oddly look like penises in some patients), an unformed jaw, and an underdeveloped brain. People who suffer from brad also exhibit similar symptoms to those with Asperger's syndrome and/or an extremely pronounced variation of autism. According to WHO, a cure has not been identified but medications such as cyanide or strychnine.

"Oh shit, you can tell he has brad (disability). Only a snapchat filter could make him look cute."

by Saturn (disability) February 2, 2019

Brad

(verb) To jump like a frog.

"That frog is bradding around!"

or

"Son, you should brad like frogs"

by bradassfuck April 26, 2022

Brad

Someone who brags about how much they make off of unemployment.

I met someone the other day and he was a Brad for sure.

by KrashK October 22, 2020

brad

brad is a sexy man that is great in bed and bangs up 69 girls a day in 69 positions in 69 seconds all 69 at once with another 69 guys he loves all genders and know the name of all 69. And on another note he loves the number 69. He has a magnum dong which require size xxxxxl condoms and bigger. Be careful he can scar you for life and will play with your brain from the inside.

brad is a sexy beast

by sick sender November 2, 2021

Brad mckay

Brad mckay is an older man in his 60s from winnipeg who doesn't know how to be a grown man and father he ruins everything and is nosey

Brad mckay broke into his boyfriends phone and fucks hobos from main and Inkster.

by Arthursgirlboy December 21, 2023

Brad

A person who like to pop

I'm Brad and I like to POP pop POp POP

by word2thebird December 6, 2018

Brad

A Brad is a Caucasian man who takes an action, out of White Privilege, said action would normally would be frowned upon, but a Brad has no social awareness that his action is prejudicing someone else.

He’s a Brad. Look at that Brad. He’s a Brad in the making.

by HoneyComb Brown July 8, 2019