woke mind virus 

A neurological disease that causes people to become woke liberals. Symptoms include:
-being LGBT
-using pronouns
-dyed hair
-frequenting Starbucks
-hating traditional values like chewing tobacco and epic bacon
-easily getting offended by everything
-worshiping Obama

Bajookieland and Turkmenistan are the few countries with no cases of the woke mind virus. Therefore, if you visit those places, you will have no chance of getting infected.

"In my country, Bajookieland, no one's even heard of being woke. ... the emperors of Bajookieland cut off all access to the Internet from our country; and no Internet means no chance of getting infected with the woke mind virus."

woke mind virus by Built the Obamids April 24, 2023

woke person

A racist person with an inferiority complex

Racist: 'colored people should be segregated'
Woke person: 'yes, people of color must be segregated'

woke person by justsomeytgirl May 13, 2021

woke millennials

The word "Woke millennials", means a kid that's really high and has reached a stage of "Woke".

Dad walks into room: Why tf does it smell like weed
Millenials: dad i'm woke millennials !

woke millennials by Peniselager May 2, 2019

woke trash

An individual, or individuals, that believes they are “woke” to social injustice, but are actually uneducated on the issues.

A perceived SJW that is blindly following crowd.

BLM protesters are woke, but the rioters are woke trash.

woke trash by DrPepper23Flavors September 19, 2020

Woke mind virus 

A term created by right wing politicians that lable people who disagree with their beliefs and ideologies, because like the left and all other political parties and affiliations, only they are right and everyone else are mentally ill.

People who use this phrase immediately invalidate their arguments because this is genuinely one of the stupidest label ever invented

Tom: "Did you here that Katie is Trans? He goes by Kyle now"
Rob: "damn, another person infected with the woke mind virus. The west has truly fallen"
Tom: "you sound so fuckong stupid right now"

Woke mind virus by Sexymf333 August 23, 2023

Woke Mind Virus 

A phrase used by the alt-right, fascists, Republicans, conservatives and various other right-wingers to imply that a concern for an issue is symptomatic of mental illness. The concerns that might lead to accusations of having the virus are typically liberal or left-wing in nature and particularly those of social justice regarding minority groups are most likely to provoke this accusation. Typically concerns regarding causes or issues conservatives care about never lead to accusations of being infected by the woke mind virus although it is such a nebulous term that it can and has been leveled by conservatives at other conservatives over slight differences in opinions.

This term has led to the disuse of the term "political correctness" which preceded it and likewise could be used to refer to anything the accuser disliked.

"EVERY RESTAURANT IS INFECTED WITH THE WOKE MIND VIRUS. RHEEEEEEE!!!!"
"Sir I'm going to have to ask you to leave again. You can't just call your waiter the n-word."

Woke Mind Virus by HotLocalSinglesInYourArea May 29, 2023

woke up

The worst feeling ever

I just woke up ;-;

woke up by Sjoske May 9, 2017