Wizard Assistant

To assist a wizardly type in any way. From carrying their bag, lending them your jumper, sharpening their wizard stick. But not any ordinary person can become z wizards assistant... You don;t choose this career..it chooses you! A wizard Assistant is a very stressful role... it even comes with its own anthem ' Wiiiiz Wizzzz Wizzzard Assistant'

Oh my god your so helpful Luke, You must be a wizard assistant!

by chelsdagsy April 19, 2011

dirty wizard

A cocktail only drunk at after parties and originally named after a particularly douchey and dull Harry Potter lookalike. The cocktail is made from three ingredients: Jack Daniels, Robinsons Summer Fruit Cordial and tonic water. It is disgusting.

"What did you throw that Dirty Wizard away for, you rotten bitch?" "I'LL FUCKING MAKE YOU ONE IN A MINUTE!"

by GaJa Williams June 27, 2012

Jizz Wizard

Where Harry Potter is the master of jizzing

Old Guy: your a jizz wizard, Harry
Harry: What! *squirts*

by Thisbruh69 May 21, 2016

Wizard Sleeve

A Very Large Vaginal Opening

Wow is this the video of your wife giving birth?...
.EWW!!!The Meat is hanging out it looks like a Wizard Sleeve.

by MapQua December 28, 2009

wizards chess

A game in which you drink beers and duck tape them together to create a wizards staff. The next beer must be taped at the highest point of your staff and so on. Once you have reached 5 beers you become a dark wizard and must battle the dragon of jack ( take a shot of jack). Then when you reach 8 beers you must slay the rum beast (shot of rum). Finally when you reach a 10 beer staff you are a white wizard and must take a shot of each and challenge another white wizard to a staff battle and your staff must come out on top to take his position as the white wizard. The main point of the game is to have the tallest staff. Once you have reached a 20 beer staff youll probly have to sit on the damn roof just to drink it.

John: hey dude im all sorts of bored

Jeff: lets play wizards chess until our staffs reach the moon

by tony larossa October 3, 2006

taking a wizard

To simply urinate or take a piss
(Derived from "Taking a Whizz")

D-Pan wanted to pee so badly... so I told him to "take a wizard" on the next train carriage

I saw my friend "taking a wizard" in the bushes next door

by Felix M. October 1, 2006

Wizard sleeve

Nerd vagina

A Harry Potter enthused sex addict, role playing naked with his wizard wand trying to find the magical wizard sleeve.

by Atr987 May 6, 2018