Wankerbate

To wank it in class, or in a school bathroom.

What John Croden did.

by Cody Longpré October 6, 2004

twatted wanker

Someone who is both a twat and a wanker

Fuck off you twatted wanker!

by Sarah July 9, 2004

Morning Wanker

Someone that is irritatingly cheerful at ungodly hours in the morning. Loves the morning so much that it seems they must "wank off" to being awake this early. Can sometimes be condescending about how much they got done while you were asleep.

John: "Hi there, Linda! I got up at 5 this morning to watch the sun rise! I'm so excited to start my day!"

Linda: "That's great you morning wanker."

by intendedforadultuseonly August 20, 2011

right wanker

An extremely opinionated, rabidly dogmatic, excessively partisan individual to the extreme right of the political spectrum.

Only an extreme Right Wanker would advocate privatizing Social Security.

by Butt Man April 15, 2015

Wanker

Another insult like bastard

"Fuck off you little wanker"

by Eva November 16, 2003

Wankerface

Wankerface.

A derogatory term used to describe someone who enjoys to masturbate with their/on their own face.

Steve you wankerface!

by Invader May 13, 2005

Wanker's Chest

Slang name for an overstretched diaphragm which is caused by a sharp inhalation of breath whilst masturbating.

"Doc say's i've got an overstrecthed diaphragm"
"Wanker's chest you mean!" rofl

by Balistic July 30, 2010