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wireless canary

People who are sensitive to electromagnetic fields (EMFs) and radiation (EMR) from power lines, household appliances, wi-fi, cellphones, etc.

Like the canaries once used in coal-mines, these are the first people to suffer from electrosensitivity. They either become sick, or need to move as a result. Symptoms include anxiety, troubles sleeping, brain fog, and loss of coordination.
"That dude is so out of it today."

"Take it easy on him, man, he's a wireless canary."
by Wendell G February 8, 2013
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Wereslut

A person, usually a girl, who becomes indistinguishly slutty at a certain time of day, or on the weekend. They are most easily spotted in their usual habitat, anywhere that alcohol is being served in abundance.
Amber: "Look at that girl over there, she looked so nice when she came into the club, what happened??"

Kate: "She's a wereslut, normal during the day, whore at the club."
by SAnne May 17, 2013
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wiesmaning

Being forced to do something homosexual (against your will), and after you preform the act being called a homo for doing so by your attacker
Dude, I went over to my friends house and he totally weismaned me.

Man I'm sorry that happened he's known for wiesmaning his friends
by Blitz1212 September 9, 2013
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wifesniffer

Word to describe a husband who can't stop smelling his wife because she has such a unique and wonderful scent.
Man, look at that guy over there, he's such a wifesniffer!
by Sniffer2014 February 4, 2014
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werestraight

An otherwise homosexual man who becomes interested in women during the full moon.
Becky: "I have such a thing for gay guys."
Linda: "You could try Brian, I hear he's a werestraight.
by AdHoc February 22, 2014
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wireless fedelity

A bullshit phrase to explain what wifi stands for. It is also quite like oxygen, if we don't have wifi, we will not survive.
Juan: Man do they got some wireless fedelity here?
Brady: Dude that's not a real word. Wi-fi isn't an acronym, it's just a name.

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by soIcanenteranythinghere? March 1, 2016
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Wirefull

The opposite of wireless. Having to do with lots of wires.
I love my new wirefull phone!! I'm sure I won't get bullied!!
by Coachella7 June 24, 2016
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