Weiner weeper

Somebody who cries after receiving penis

That girl was a weiner weeper bro she sucked my dick then cried after.

by anonymous14 May 8, 2020

Non-existent weiner

A male genital that a girl, specifically named Samantha, claims to have, but really doesn't have one.

Samantha claims to have a penis but it's a non-existent weiner.

by Fakeweiner February 23, 2020

wyatt weiner

A dope as mother fucker who is hot as shit

Yo check out that Wyatt Weiner over there

by Money heist 2.0 June 1, 2020

Weiner whiplash

When you see a really hot chick and it causes an erection so sudden that it bangs your weiner head against your zipper causing Weiner whiplash.

Hey man.....that chick have me a case of weiner whiplash.

by Dr.Doit August 26, 2020

Weiner Nest

Weiner Nest=The obviously out of control nest of hair that surrounds the weiner usually found on men who do not understand the word manscaping. Quite nasty, itchy, can smell if hygene is lacking.

I went down on him and got a face full of weiner nest

by TFK2008 August 13, 2012

Pulled a Weiner

Accidentally posting or sending something not intended for mass distribution.

Bob accidentally posted pictures with his mistress to his wall, not a private message. John really "pulled a Weiner"!

Frank accidentally hit "reply all" when calling his boss a self-centered dumb ass. His coworkers had a laugh, but Frank was fired. Frank "pulled a Weiner"!

by Rep Frank Bob December 1, 2011

Weinerize

The self-destructive use of social media through careless, reckless or inappropriate publishing.

Jim weinerized his career by sending tweets of his junk through his Twitter account.

by yugdrof December 2, 2011