Hospital Wedgie

A wedgie so severe that surgery is needed to remove it

"Doctor you're needed in the other room"
"What is it"
"Another hospital wedgie"

by Wedgie_expert101 October 16, 2022

A squidy swishy wedgi

An example of a squidy swishy wedgi can be can be a very Hanson looking squidwarb, furthermore this squid can grab ur undies gracefully and snatch it off

OMG! EMILY I think I got a squidy swishy wedgi 🧑 🦲

by Gorilasent420 March 27, 2022

wedgie fund

What a Hedge Fund turns into when the stocks theyve shorted get squeezed, forcing them to buy the stock back at much higher prices, often losing the billions and more they took from people by shorting the stock in the first place

Damn man.....that Hedge Fund that shorted that stock turned into a Wedgie Fund when they were forced to cover their shares they sold short. The Hedge Fund manager must feel like he's got a massive wedgie up his ass crack.

by Nuttin but reality January 27, 2021

Mouth wedgie

When a Covid mask mutes your voice and makes it hard to breathe.

This Covid makes is giving me a major mouth wedgie! Can’t breathe and nobody understands what I’m saying.

by Colt 40 Feinberg March 2, 2021

Jean Wedgie

A wedgie but with the jeans instead of the underwear

I gave this girl a killer jean wedgie today

by Wedgie_expert101 March 19, 2021

Ghost wedgie

When it feels like you have a wedgie but do not.

Omg i got a ghost wedgie and its so annoying, im not even wearing underwear.

by AmlyknoOtha April 8, 2021

wedgie

This is when someone pulls your pants to make you squirm

I went on holiday where I saw my school bully and before I could get away he got me.
He took me, made me strip into my bra and pants and gave me a hanging wedgie on a tree and came back 10 min later and said we're going to have fun.

He got some crabs and took of my bra and put them on my nipples. I was screaming in a gag. Then he put crabs in my bathing suit and left me for a whole 30 minutes . I still get wedgied now at secondary.

by Iweartighteywhiteys June 5, 2021