Waitressing

The act of asking an individual (the diner) to "place an order" of a certain type of canned or jarred food and then inserting that can or jar into the diner's orifice for the purpose of sexual pleasure. The waitress then pronounces that, "dinner is served."

When being waited upon, it is proper etiquette to tip the waitress. The waitress should provide the diner with an after-dinner mint or beverage.

Girl: "I'd LOVE waitressing. Waitress me, baby."
Guy: "Dinner is served."

by OddsBodkins November 22, 2011

Waiting room

The zone between the friendzone and the getting some zone. Where if the girl is ready you’re the go to guy.

Guy 1: Dude are you getting some or getting friend zoned

Guy 2: No man I’m in the waiting room, when she’s ready I’m first in line

by SpicyBlackKid May 7, 2020

hurry up and wait

The team motto used by the Unviersity of Bridgeport Baseball team. Because every year we go on our Florida trip for pre-season we are always hurried places but then have to wait for a long period of time. At the Orlando Airport we were hurried to the curbside pick where we proceded to wait for 2 hours for the vans to pick us up. We are hussled through batting practice and infield-outfield just to wait 45 mins for the game to start. Also our coach makes has us meet down stairs 30 mins. before we actually leave for the game.

Hurry up and wait for the vans

by Matt Barile March 26, 2007

oh shit OH GOD FUCK NO WAIT FUCK GOD NO AHH

when shit go bad

(four girls in a bikini with big tits walks into Rob's house and he is pure and loves god)

Rob: oh shit OH GOD FUCK NO WAIT FUCK GOD NO AHH HELP IM GONNA GET FUCKING RAPED HELP FUCK NO PLEASE HELP NO, NO, NOOO- (Rob breaks out of his bedroom's window and escapes the hoeslut thot girls)

by XxXdickblue1XxX November 16, 2021

waiteville

the best Place to go 4 wheelin; burn some trails at Hidden Vally Farm. Population 11: Gary Chris Bruce Kevin tracy kellie clara paula gary mary ann mr. kessinger

" Mr. Surface who put them there deer feeders up on heel yonder"

by big white truck wanter February 27, 2005

wapiti

Waaaaapeeeeteeee; noun; white buttox or rear end

Kyle, you gotta shake the wapiti yo mama gave ya

by Twig21 May 20, 2017

wigity wagity

Penis, balls and chain, the pole,

dude your wigity wagity is hanging out!!
OUTCH you hit me in my wigity wagity

by Smythe February 28, 2003