Walmart WTR

The true god's favorite car, also best sponsor car in gaming history

"I just LOVE the Walmart WTR!"

by MemeLord the 3rd June 10, 2023

Walmart Age Structured Population

There are at least two ways to define Age Structured Populations, and there are at least two ways to define The Walmart. Or you could be nice and talk to somebody, like a good Walmartian.

Do I Taylor situationally re. my Walmart Age Structured Population or may I ask a Population, or so, a Size?. .

by ElevenChooseThreePenguino March 2, 2023

walmart baddie

A baddie you find at walmart.

Dam the girl working over there a walmart baddie.

by Baddie walmart worker March 12, 2023

Walmart vs Target

A war between Walmart and Target.
The winner is decided by what store has he most visits rn.

Y’all know there’s a war between Walmart and Target
Walmart vs Target?
Yes.

by AQUAR1US4LIF3 March 16, 2023

Walmart

A place where you see people, especially influencers, fuck up the place. Name a day you don't see something flying at your face when going to Walmart. You might see people getting a haircut, and people getting freaky in the bathrooms. *wink*

Person no.1 Do you want to go Walmart?
Person no.2 No, did you know that people at Walmart can sometimes get freaky in the bathrooms?

by WisteriaChan June 18, 2024

Walmart balloon

A sexual act when a female injects helium into her vagina and the male sucks it out and sings Alvin and the chipmunks Christmas songs to her

Steve gave me a good Walmart balloon yesterday after work

by Billbob274746/63 May 3, 2025

I sexually identify as a walmart bag

"I sexually identify as a Walmart bag" is a humorous phrase used to describe someone who feels a deep sense of identity and connection with the crumpled, discarded, and often-misunderstood existence of a Walmart bag. It's a tongue-in-cheek way of poking fun at the complexities of modern identity politics and the tendency to label oneself with unusual and unconventional descriptors. In essence, it's a lighthearted joke that playfully mocks the idea of identifying with an inanimate object, while also acknowledging the absurdity and humor in doing so.

- Nice to meet you. May I ask for your pronouns?
- I sexually identify as a walmart bag.
- Uhm, can I just call you they/them?
- I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG. THAT'S REALLY OFFENSIVE TO ME. I'M Walmart/Bag, NOT They/Them!!!!!!!!!!!

by Narmak2 April 23, 2024