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Umbilical Whipped

A child who agrees with their mother on everything, and has not left home after, or during, their mid-twenties. Probably chats online with older women. Mother is most likely a Donald Trump supporter.
Where did Joe go? His mom called and he left. God! He's so umbilical whipped.

Where's Dan at? He's at the Republican primary. Oh. Yea.... umbilical whipped.
by Mr. E 9000 November 19, 2015
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French whip

When a vicious french person attacks you with a towel in the lockerroom.
The vicious french guy in class gave me a french whip.
by Lawand1709 November 11, 2016
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butthole whiplash

The act of getting hit in the anus, or butthole, usually while performing a bicycle, dirt bike, skateboard or other extreme sports activity that doesn't go as planned.
Matthew took that bicycle seat straight to the anus, I hope he doesn't have butthole whiplash.
by Bradley227 October 3, 2017
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Waifu Whip

The legendary weapon held by the masters of weeb shit and the coolio kids. There are 6 Waifu Whips in existence; 3 are in the hands of the coolio kids and weeb shit masters, while 3 other whips are lost in history.

The whips can take shape of a keychain or a ruler or etc. Often found on the whips are depictions of anime waifus , thus defining the waifu of the waifu whip.

It’s called the waifu whip because the weapon itself is used like a whip, swinging it and spanking your opponents.
The whip is powerful on adversaries like the retarded bishal and other autists
If get your hands on one, use it carefully because it’s a powerful weapon.
Finally, I’ve found a waifu whip in the hands of an evil warlord, once lost in history
by Autist slayer August 31, 2019
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Silly Whipping

She was silly whipping on the four wheeler all night!

“I saw her silly whip and chug a beer at the same time”
by Kcaff August 3, 2020
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National Whip-a-Kid Day

November 29th, a day when you grab the mates, get shitface drunk, then hit some kid with your ford f150
It's National Whip-a-Kid Day, I'll get us some Absolut for the boys.
by Supreme Dick Fidler November 29, 2020
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Nigga Whipper

See that man over there his father was a nigga whipper!
by Neo da beaner November 10, 2022
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