Warm onion

The remains of a tea-bagging on a sunburned face.

The rings on his face was a clear indication that he enjoyed a warm onion.

by Jissy August 20, 2015

Warm Monster

An energetic drink (typically of the monster-branded variety) that has not yet been chilled. Normally not identifiable as a drinkable substance by one who has not discovered the existence of ice machines.

I lucked out and snagged the last energy drink in the cafeteria today after the guy in front of me said he didn't want to drink a warm monster. The poor bastard must not have heard of ice machines.

by Tpdanow August 24, 2016

warm canadian

When the load of an elderly man is loosely squirted in your mouth. Bitter in taste and slightly stinging the tongue, much like a mouthful of piss warm Canadian beer.

Josh: " Dude..Harry just gave me a knarley warm Canadian behind the job shack. That raise better be worth it."

Codi: "Probably thinking about his aunt when he snapped his yogurt."

by MassiveDynamic December 2, 2016

Warm dog

When you have an uncontrollable love of both food and sex to the point where you are left with no choice to combine your passions.
This leads to the logical choice of putting a hotdog up the anus of your chosen partner, but in the interest of not wanting to waste food, proceeding to eat said hotdog afterwards; at this point it has become a warm dog

I was so horny and hungry last night, as usual, so I decided to give Sarah a warm dog

by Whitedove9 December 8, 2016

storm warm

When you are spending time with a loved one indoors during a storm outside.

My girlfriend and I are having a storm warm in front of the fire, cuddling.

by Ereck Flowers November 12, 2018

Covers Are Still Warm

(1.) A polite way of saying the person has only just left his/her bed.

(2.) The person recently died, and the recipients of the will want their estate immediately.

Mr. Lockley: I'm terribly sorry about your aunt Jane, Jim...

Jim: Thank you, Mr. Lockley. So then, do you know whenabouts I can expect my lump-sum payment of the will?

Mrs. Lockley: For heaven's sakes Jim. The covers are still warm!

by Gmwilkie George November 14, 2018

warm-up work

Refers to comparatively short intervals of labor that you perform in one of two situations:
(1) Where you are dreading an impending "big job" that involves strenuous and/or disgusting labor, and so you perform a less-disagreeable task beforehand to sort of "break yourself in gently" so that the upcoming drudgery won't be such a traumatic shock to your mind and body.
(2) Where a necessary task is tiring, discouraging, boring, aggravating, etc., and so you would much rather play video games or surf the Web, instead of performing said menial torture. So what you do is to "compromise" --- you do indeed go ahead and push the "power" button on your computer or PlayStation, but then you go off and perform some of the disagreeable task while your entertainment-equipment is booting up; you would still have to wait those few minutes before beginning your fun with the equipment, anyway, and so it doesn't feel quite so "yucky" to hammer away at the exhausting ordeal for those same few minutes; it also makes you feel more productive during that period than just numbly twiddling your thumbs while waiting for your equipment to be ready to use.

As a physically/mentally-infirm bachelor living alone, I find that warm-up work is a real life-saver for many necessary tasks that I might otherwise find excessively discouraging or exhausting, such as hanging out clothes on the line or cleaning up around the yard. I also often Swiss-cheese the job --- working a little of the chore, then taking a break to play on the computer for a few, then going back to tackle the cranky task for a little longer, then checking out a few more humorous/cute Facebook posts, and so on.

by QuacksO October 30, 2018