walk-in closet

A closeted married man who hosts young men when his wife is out shopping

I went over to this guys house and he was a total walk-in closet. His wife came back with shopping bags right as we were finishing up.

by killfukmary October 10, 2014

walking the camel.

The act of wearing too tight short-shorts (or any tight apparel; jeans, leotard, pantyhose, panties, etc., in the crotch) , causing a 'camel-toe' to appear as the fabric of the shorts splits the labia majora to the vagina, then stopping every few steps to remove them from the vagina. Usually performed by pubescent girls in theme parks.

Performing the same function for public self-gratification.

"Doesn't that girl look ridiculous walking the camel?"

"Does she enjoy walking the camel?

"Why doesn't she buy comfortable shorts instead of walking the camel? "
"Wow, dude! That hot chick is walking the camel!"

"I like to wear tight shorts to Disney World and walk the camel until I cum."
"I tease myself in public by walking the camel. "
" I love to walk the camel in public and get off without anyone knowing. "
" With the seam of my jeans deep inside, I start my day by walking my dog AND my camel. "

by Meme March 19, 2015

Norwegian Walking

A trip organised with an ex-partner with the motive to shag each other relentlessly for the duration of holiday. Usually very little walking takes place while away.

I don't think Loz is ready to take her Norwegian Walking till he's over her.

by DBHR May 20, 2015

nordic walking

What you do when you have no self-respect and have given up on life

My psychologist says I'm depressed... Fuck it, I'm going Nordic walking!

by Speler May 19, 2016

weak walking

Stumbling way of walking when drunk; Slight bend in the knees

“Don’t look now but that girl is weak walking across the courtyard”

by Therealalc0h0lism March 7, 2023

Walking the Wombat

When a woman is walking along and is wearing a very short skirt, exposing her pubic hair.

"Check out that chick in the tiny skirt!"
"Woah, Loads of bush there. She's walking the wombat!"

by Kozeyekan August 28, 2012

Walking on the Moon

Giant steps are what you take
Walking on the moon
I hope my leg don't break
Walking on the moon
We could walk forever
Walking on the moon
We could live together
Walking on, walking on the moon

Walking back from your house
Walking on the moon
Walking back from your house
Walking on the moon
Feet they hardly touch the ground
Walking on the moon
My feet don't hardly make no sound
Walking on, walking on the moon

Some may say
I'm wishing my days away
No way
And if it's the price I pay
Some say
Tomorrow's another day
You stay
I may as well play

Giant steps are what you take
Walking on the moon
I hope my leg don't break
Walking on the moon
We could walk forever
Walking on the moon
We could be together
Walking on, walking on the moon

Some may say
I'm wishing my days away
No way
And if it's the price I pay
Some say
Tomorrow's another day
You stay
I may as well play

Keep it up, keep it up
Keep it up, keep it up
Keep it up, keep it up
Keep it up, keep it up
Keep it up, keep it up
Keep it up, keep it up
Keep it up, keep it up
Keep it up, keep it up
Keep it up, keep it up
Keep it up, keep it up
Keep it up, keep it up
Keep it up, keep it up
Keep it up, keep it up
Keep it up, keep it up

by Death Menace December 16, 2022