Hype-vision

When you become blind to how bad a game or other piece of media is, due to the advertising and hype built up around it. Causing you to defend a clearly bad piece of content from criticism for no reason.

Similar to tunnel-vision

People had really bad hype-vision for fallout 76 when it first came out, the games still crap but it’s getting better.

by CrocTheTerrible October 9, 2021

blackbox vision

A type of company that is focused on people, prioritizes mental health and work life balance.

Look, that company is migrating to 4 days work week, it's definetely a blackbox vision

by kyk93 November 24, 2021

meme vision

When you are schizophrenic and see memes in real life, either ironically or unironically.
Basically just another term for schizophrenia.

Guy 1: Yo, did you know Berd has schizophrenia?
Guy 2: lol Berd has meme vision, he sees memes in real life lol

by DoxInABox January 8, 2022

Radar Vision

Pre-cum

Johnny always said he doesn't use condoms coz his pull out game is strong! And now he got susan preggos with his radar vision.

by MooZell February 5, 2022

Nipple Vision

Where your Vision is elongated by the action applied to your Nipples.

"Hyolus, what kind of vision is nipple vision?"
"Well, it all starts with the nipple itself. When you twist or lick the nipple, it becomes erect and then you're able to see long-distance"
"Oh, that kind of makes sense, Hyolus"
"Thank you"

by Gullymommy123 December 10, 2021

Huncho Vision

When you can see the best strategies and make the best decisions. Being able to see into the future. Having a superior mindset that allows you to excel.

Mark: Yo he just made a crazy move, how'd he think of that.

Hunter: Bro he has Huncho Vision.

by mistaflames1996 December 14, 2021

Cyber Visionary

Someone who doesn't really know how computers work, but has managed to convince everyone else they are the ones that need the pedestal.

Cyber visionaries can normally be identified making agreeable, generic and often obvious statements about computers at conferences or on twitter.

Oh, he's a cyber visionary, that explains it.

by SirN1Xy May 20, 2022