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Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary is a website full of crappy definitions of random words. Anyone can post the meanings of words and those definitions are usually based on memes or implying sexual words/meanings.
*a long conversation between a girl and her dumb ex*
Boy: Where do you find all those crappy meanings of words?
Girl: Didn't I already tell you a few seconds ago? OR DO YOU HAVE SHORT-TERM MEMORY LOSS?
Boy: Of course not! But how did you find that sentence? The one that described me so well? That same place?
Girl: I found them on Urban Dictionary, duh. WHAT DO YOU THINK? DO YOU THINK I FOUND THEM IN YOUR MATH TEXTBOOK?
Boy: How are those definitions defining me like CRAZY?
Girl: WHY WOULD YOU NOT KNOW? UGH. YOU ARE AN IDIOT. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TALKED TO YOU THE FIRST TIME WE MET. I NEVER LOVED YOU, JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW!

*Now read the whole thing backwards (starting from 'WHY WOULD YOU NOT KNOW?') LMAO <3
by cosmic_dreamer_111 July 11, 2023
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The defenition of this very website, a website where you can find words that your dad says whilst beating your mom. Or perhaps words that appear in one of Rucka Rucka Ali's new track. Or even when you get so bored, that you search up Urban Dictionary in the urban dictionary.
Xcuse meh, why the fuck did you search Urban Dictionary IN THE URBAN DICTIONARY.
by itsPrYzm June 2, 2020
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a worse circle jerk than Reddit , an app for low life in incels that are on the same place on the BMI as discord mods
Person nig: yo have you ever been on urban dictionary
Person njjer: yeah , it's a circle jerk for narcissists

Person nig: no it's not, im disliking your definition
Person Nigga: yo njjer you shouldn't have said that to nigga that uses urban dictionary big mistake
Black dude: my nigga is right
by Orangeweirdo February 19, 2023
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The BEST website in the world!Makes you laugh when you have a bad day with all the random words
boy 1:what does "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm"
boy 2:Search it up on URBAN DICTIONARY
by Notyournan March 14, 2018
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When you search for anything you have a 50/50 shot of getting recent reviews or reviews that predate 911
Wow this urban dictionary site just fucking sucks
by So bad they’re good February 14, 2018
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Urban Dictionary, somewhere ABSOLUTELY no one talks about sex! Everything's so kid friendly that they don't even accept you to do a word!
Me: Oh, WOW! I don't need to read a dictionary book, there's a website!

Also me: I would like to search some words I don't understand!
*searches philosophy*
Urban Dictionary: *a man's dick that you put in a minor girl's ass*
Me: WOAH- okay that was maybe just someone that made it. Let's do another one!

*searches audacity*

Urban Dictionary: *russian candy cane*
Me: kids. WJDNDJDDJNSNDIEHS
by iidonutiee February 11, 2021
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pretty ironic to search up Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary
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