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A dumbass platform used by "Generation Z" children who are dumb and stupid. They don't even like their parents or Jesus anymore, and inSTEAD love the x box. Fuck these children nowadays.
All these bitchass whorgs use Twitter nowadays, instead of going to CHUCH.
by Beeco the Borppo December 17, 2018
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Twitterbate

To repeatedly use Twitter with no friends or followers.
It's so sad, that Jimmy twitterbates every day.
by sneakergeek October 16, 2009
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twitter hoe

Tennis skirt wearing, choker, free the nipple and French braids gal
'Look at that twitter hoe over there'

'Shes so cool wish I had the guts to free the nip like that'
by Twitterhoegal69 May 17, 2015
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Twitter Wank

Talking on podcasts, blogs, etc about how many twitter followers you have.

Listen to anything by Leo Laporte and it won't take long for him to start twitter wanking with his friends.
a Twitter Wank..

Leo Laporte Excellent! Somebody sent me an email John C. Dvorak saying “Hey did Dvorak get knocked off of Twitter there is no THErealDAVORAK (sic)” I said, dude you got to spell right, then you will find him, he is THErealDVORAK.

John C. Dvorak Yes, and I only need 50 more get to 45,000 which of course is half of yours but that’s beside the point.

Leo Laporte Oh me? I am nothing, I’m number 38 on the Twitter list; I don’t count anymore.
by BritishTelly March 12, 2009
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twitter name bar

A short rap (1 bar) with someone's twitter @name
For example, twitter name bar would commonly trends on twitter as:

@lilmike123: Yo @yungjohn123 can you hook me up with a #twitternamebar

@yungjohn123: Yea, my boy fresher than a kite, keep it real and follow @lilmike123
by ri4n August 30, 2010
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twitter

a place where a bunch of 14 year old kpop fanboys fight and start world war 3.
Also a bunch of autistic people cancelling eachother like thats gonna do something, wait... it does? The person who gets cancelled is actually listening to those 14 year old kpop fans? What? the fuck?
Oh my god jessica jungkook is the best kpop star!
What, no! Yohan is better
Thats it, im cancelling you on twitter for having an opinion.
by hylrixe June 16, 2021
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Pre-Twattery

Before Twattery can take event, pre-twattery has to come in
1. usually used when you are bored
2. need 3 points to win on scrabble and you see twat on the board
1. Dave: im bored
Jim: screw you your alway just full of pre-twattery i hate you (storms out the room)
Dave: ...

2. Jim: yeah... so yey 10points "Pre-Twattery"
Dave: thats not a real word what you on about
Jim: Thats not what urban dictionary said, i win
by Oli C March 22, 2009
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