Twitter on the Shitter

noun. Taking a laptop or other portable device in the bathroom to feed the addiction of twitter

James: Why did you take your netbook in the bathroom with you?

Megan: Dude, I got a total hard on for some twitter on the shitter.

by Coostis April 17, 2011

Twitter Celeb

People that have a lot of followers on twitter but are nobodies, but think their someone because they may or may not have bought their followers. This may range from people putting fake verification signs next to name or actually writing verified. These people have a lot more followers than following and seem to feel that people look up to them when in all actuality . . no one doesnt care.

138 Following 8,539 Followers

yet you have never heard of the person.

have a team for themselves.

John Smith. #teamjohnsmith

all indications of a twitter celeb

by Teddy Francis August 23, 2011

twitter feminist

A Twitter Feminist is someone who will block you because your college roommate's first cousin once removed made a woman joke two years ago.

You are blocked from following @ Twitter Feminist and viewing @ Twitter Feminist's tweets.

by Gyra December 11, 2016

twitter for andriod

jackfilms who posts screenshots of him tweeting "twitter for andriod" until december of 2019

"twitter for andriod"
bro stop quoting jackfilms

by john swan has a hot asf voice February 25, 2019

Twitter Fake

People on twitter who pose as celebrities claiming they are fake and it is only a Joke, with people such as the Jonas Brothers, Selena Gomez, and Taylor Swift. People who do not like being hurt should join.

I'm a fake on twitter.
That guy is a twitter fake he's a Nick, go after him.

by I'm a fake. February 12, 2010

Twitter syndrome

This happens when you make a twitter and say to yourself "im not even gonna use this" but then you end up tweeting about every single stupid thing in your life.
It is possible to have a Twitter with out catching the Twitter Syndrome.

But be warned, 4 out of 5 people have Twitter Syndrome.

(Twitter page)

john: i just woke up, hope its a good day!

john: headed off to school bleh ...

john: man i hate math class!

john: yes finally switching classes im going to see her<3

john: cant stop thinking about her<3

mike: GODDAMNIT JOHN NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOUR LIFE YOU DUMB CUNT! damn twitter syndrome >:(

by hailysComet April 12, 2010

twitter thirsty

A person who a) did not receive enough attention from mommy and daddy as a child or b) does not receive enough attention from fellow peers during a normal day and feels the need to compensate by tweeting their every thought in hopes that people in the twittersphere will "favorite" or "retweet" their prosaic ideals of modern society.

Jill: Hey Becky did you see all of my tweets yesterday?

Becky: Yea the 27 about your boyfriend, best friend, and every little thing that happened at school, they were really cute.

Jamarquis: Damn no one gives a $h!t you twitter thirsty bitches!

by bigrem075 December 22, 2013