Tristan. Curly blond hair and sparkling blue eyes. When we met, he came off as shy. I fell in love with his best friend and two years later he stole my heart. I woke up thinking about him and fell asleep making up our love story and listening to songs that reminded me of him. I wasn’t okay at the time, broken. He made me feel okay. He feels like home. He will put up with your crap, laugh at your stupid jokes, give you nicknames, tease you and give you so many butterflies. He’s a basketball PG who knows the game like the back of his hand. When you make eye contact he makes the world stop, you will feel extremely loved. He’s like a drug making you smile ear to ear at 2am. He’s a lil Koala, patient, funny, creative, smarter than he thinks, intimidating (rawr), cute, caring, supportive, swag and so much more! He will wait for you and tell you he couldn’t get you out of his head🙃 He’s the guy that will make sure you get home safely. He will say you’re out of his league but really, he’s out of yours. If he loves you, don’t screw it up.
by Lilroothatmissesyou<3 November 22, 2021
Get the Tristanmug. by user56793 July 16, 2021
Get the Tristanmug. Tristan is a bag of shit that looks like Dickmunch. He started life as a celestial and perpetuates all of his Ally . H e was gay at the crack of dawn. Until he reimbursed himself twice, unknowingly twice dick munched a bag of nubs on his way to the aquarium. Unlikely you’ll see a Tristan in his gym clothes, stitched Tristan. His lack there of exceeds the timeliness of his requisite thus drinking on a Tristan.
Wow that Tristan just fucked himself in the ass -Travis.
Catch me if you can. Bitch that’s Tristan lemme change my wigs.
Once I saw a slap ton of aesthetic.
That Tristan just ran off with our slaves bread in basket.
That kid was so popular in high school I understand why he no longer gets high.
The longest Dog
Catch me if you can. Bitch that’s Tristan lemme change my wigs.
Once I saw a slap ton of aesthetic.
That Tristan just ran off with our slaves bread in basket.
That kid was so popular in high school I understand why he no longer gets high.
The longest Dog
by JayKin23 January 7, 2023
Get the Tristanmug. Tristan Jerome is a smart person, he love dogs, he is supportive person. When he's mad, he's kinda creepy.
Some of the Tristan's that I know aren't straight.
Some of the Tristan's that I know aren't straight.
Girl1: Do you want to meet Tristan Jerome?
Girl2: Yeah, I would like to meet him. He's like us, that's why I wanted to be friend with him.
Girl2: Yeah, I would like to meet him. He's like us, that's why I wanted to be friend with him.
by MILLIE_RAPH December 4, 2020
Get the tristan jeromemug. 
Get the Tristanmug. by anonymous November 25, 2021
Get the tristanmug. He will give you sex like no other and make you orgasm like never before. Tristan is a god in bed and you will want him, you will become addicted to him. He is also a very funny, amazing person that loves life. He will make it rain all day long. If you are lucky enough to find a Tristan, make sure you keep him.
by EL Puerto October 31, 2022
Get the Tristanmug.