Gangonic tongue

A language where every sentence contains gang

Me and my gangatrons from the land of gangolia are studying to become gangolegists by practicing our Gangonic tongue

by Gangolagist June 7, 2022

tongue bump

It's like a fist bump but for couples, but just touching the tips of your tongues instead of a kiss on the lips.

Wife: Honey, give me a kiss before you leave!
Husband: But you are wearing lipstick.
Wife: Then just give me a tongue bump instead!

by Bobdobolina June 7, 2017

Clover tongue

FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE. ISTG IF I SEE ANOTHER PERSON DO IT I WILL COMMIT ARSON. Not like I do that every day BUT STILL, FUCKING. IMPOSSIBLE.

NOT HUMAN: watch what I can do! *does abnormal alien tongue thing*

Me: *commits arson* *starts dancing by fire while singing* WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE IT WAS ALWAYS BURNING SINCE THE WORLDS BEEN TURNING WE DIDN-

Clover tongues are impossible

by Thedemonftheinternet October 28, 2020

cracker tongue

When you have just eaten crackers, and there are remnants on your tongue that are visible to those you are interacting with.

Cheer: *crunch crunch crunch* ... *gulp* "anyways, like I was saying,"
Hailey: "Ew, that's gross"
Cheer: "what, do I have cracker tongue?"
Hailey: "yeah girl"

by TeamPlaya69 May 24, 2016

Dry tonguing

Dry tonguing Is the act of getting ones ass wet before anal.

Andrew let's have anal! You might need to do some dry tonguing as we have no lube.

by GIMP November 15, 2016

Tongue Gun

Going down on someone aggressively, but in a good way.

Beth asked Kristin if she could come over her house to give her a proper tongue gun. Kristin enthusiastically and emphatically agreed to the sexual encounter.

by Cimicus June 20, 2023

tongue torture

Basically CBT for your tongue. Can be physical or tasteful.

Eating a bag of sour patch kids is Tongue torture.

by greatalpaca June 15, 2020