by GIMP November 15, 2016
Get the Dry tonguingmug. When you have just eaten crackers, and there are remnants on your tongue that are visible to those you are interacting with.
Cheer: *crunch crunch crunch* ... *gulp* "anyways, like I was saying,"
Hailey: "Ew, that's gross"
Cheer: "what, do I have cracker tongue?"
Hailey: "yeah girl"
Hailey: "Ew, that's gross"
Cheer: "what, do I have cracker tongue?"
Hailey: "yeah girl"
by TeamPlaya69 May 24, 2016
Get the cracker tonguemug. My buddy Joe has a lusty tongue, he eats out his girlfriend so much, I'm surprised he has enough time to eat a real meal
by Fizzledrizzle August 19, 2015
Get the Lusty Tonguemug. "Holy shit did you see Alice putting ketchup on that 100 day dry aged Wagyu Ribeye?!"
"Yeah, she ordered it well done- she's completely tongue deaf, got a palate like a racoon!"
"Yeah, she ordered it well done- she's completely tongue deaf, got a palate like a racoon!"
by Shroot August 10, 2021
Get the tongue deafmug. Being able to verbally spin any situation into your favor regardless of the insurmountable odds. To prepare himself, usually the person will take his thumb and swipe his tongue, stating here goes the golden tongue.
My buddy is going to get that hot chicks number, he has the golden tongue.
My buddy is going to convince his boss that he should get a promotion, he has the golden tongue.
My buddy is going to convince his boss that he should get a promotion, he has the golden tongue.
by B1GMammy January 20, 2020
Get the Golden tonguemug. Beth asked Kristin if she could come over her house to give her a proper tongue gun. Kristin enthusiastically and emphatically agreed to the sexual encounter.
by Cimicus June 20, 2023
Get the Tongue Gunmug. by greatalpaca June 15, 2020
Get the tongue torturemug.