milk theft

a ritual
only happens in the early hours of the morning
usually under the influence of drugs

sometimes yeild can be up to 10 or more bottles if search is thorough.

treking may be needed if local stock is low

operation milk theft is in full swing tonight boys!

legalise milk theft

by humbugbumflap January 10, 2008

Meat Thief

One who kicks open the door of an occupied stall,for whatever reason.

John falls on the door to a stall and finds mike taking a shit. John is now a meat thief. Live with your shame john.

by Sickmanseth May 6, 2008

Mydentity Theft

The act of mimicking or copying another persons MySpace profile from pictures to blurbs in order to confuse or embarrass them.

"When I looked at my Top 8 and saw my own face staring back at me, I knew I was a victim of mydentity theft."

by ael83 November 2, 2008

Waffle Thief

1.

An offensive term for a Belgian suspected of theft.

Give it back you filthy fucking waffle thief

by JackRabbitStorm August 28, 2010

cheap thief

One who Commits a felony in order to steal unvaluables.

The cheap thief commited a robbery but only made off with 50 dollars in change.

by DA price is right October 30, 2010

dick thief

Someone who engages in anal sex, being the one who receives. Essentially "taking" someones dick into their ass.

Toler: What do you think of Craig?

Nick: He takes it in the butt.

Toler: What a dick thief!

by dickthief March 26, 2011

Carseat Thief

Somone who like young children under 6 and are still in car seats

Carseat thief likes young children in carseats

by jakelonglikesmen May 10, 2011