Dick Nipples

An over sized nipple that is elongated and looks like a penis!

Hey Baby You Wanna Have Some Fun Tonight?
OOOOO Yeah, Get Your Dick Nipples Out
No Way I Ain't Shitting Through Them Again!

by Lars Bolshitz December 26, 2007

Nipple Fucking

This is an act where a female inserts her hard erect nipple
into the eye of the male penis,resembling the act of intercourse.

Leslia likes nipple fucking in edward for long hard hours.

by Billy Barry Lewis October 18, 2008

nipple erection

a word thats really cool and its when u can totally see your nipples through your shirt. its pretty nasty!

lena: omg! i cant even look at you!
me: why?
lena: you have like a nipple erection or something!

another name for it is nippleITITS

by wow im soo not about to tell you May 19, 2005

bologna nipples

Term used by virgins who don't know the difference between a nipple and areola to describe breasts with large areolas.

Virgin: Dude, that bitch has totally nasty bologna nipples.

Not Virgin: Shut up you little faggot, like you've ever touched any breast other than your own hairy moobies.

by furdiesenlulz January 15, 2009

Shifty Nipples

When a persons nipples, male or female, are uneven at an extreme angle. Usually with one being high an another low. Can be a fetish for some people, and is seen generally as a turn-on. Also known as Shifty Nips, or Aguilera Nipples.

Kyle: Hey that chick is kinda hott.

Destiny: Yeah I bet she has some shifty nipples like my boyfriend.

Kyle: Oh heck yeah, I'm about to holla at that! I'm all about those shifty nips!

Destiny: ME TOO!!!!!

by kdc13579 July 20, 2011

obese nipples

huge boobs that I wanna suck on.

Ted "Woah look at those obese nipples.
John "Yeah"

by Tori123456789 May 19, 2010

black nipples

The bruises one procures after a particularly stressful day of titty-punch.

"My teets are sore and i have the black nipples"

by Puppywanker December 4, 2013