Swedish fish

when u twist a dog dick and it turns red

Let’s give Sparky a swedish fish

by itsyaaboifreddmeyt April 24, 2018

Swedish cheese wedge

An STRV-103 tank that looks like a cheese wedge

Me: Man, he spaded the Swedish cheese wedge, he has no life

by war thunder player February 23, 2024

Swedish baster

When you ejaculate into a turkey baster and insert your own sperm into your anus

Damn, kris fit all 16 units of the Swedish baster

by Swedish baster May 5, 2024

Swedish Candy cane

When you finger a female on her period until you get a bloody hand. Then take your bloody hand and cum on her face.

It was that time of the month, so I gave her a Swedish Candy Cane.

by BananaPatch November 18, 2020

Swedish Yodel

When your lady friend sits on your face and you take a deep breath in blow a bunch of air into her cooch and it comes back at you in a queef .

Hey bro, I decided it was time to take my wife to Europe, so I surprised her with a Swedish Yodel

by Shameless Ray November 19, 2022

Swedish fish toenail growth

When eating Swedish fish causes your toenail to growth at a higher rate.

My girlfriend doesn’t believe I have Swedish fish toenail growth

by Deeptoot69420 May 9, 2023

Swedish Backflip

Consuming LSD, psilocybin mushrooms, and cannabis at the same time.

Yesterday I was tripping sack off of a Swedish Backflip

by flintnsteel October 23, 2022