tuggy j

Good ol' fashioned handjob

Man, work is killing me. I could really use a tuggy j right now.

by Nardo34 November 17, 2015

Pandy J

1. To receive a hand job while playing World of Warcraft: Mists of Pandaria.

2. To receive a hand job from a panda.

3. To give a panda a hand job.

4. To give/receive a hand job to/from someone dressed up as a panda.

"Oh my god, my boyfriend Smitty's sexual aggression is too much for me to deal with, today he even forced me to give him a Pandy J!"

by SaveMeFromSmitty January 8, 2014

Cold-J

Killing and fucking your wife's dead body similar to what O-J did but with out the hassle.

I Cold-J's Derricks wife

by blorgismorgis November 4, 2019

J-Head

A relatively short girl with a massive head.

Damn! Do you see that J-Head walking across the street? Her head is the size of a watermelon.

by Ngo March 8, 2013

Patti J

A vagina

He touched my Patti J

by JGoldphish June 23, 2016

J Fight

A fight that originates after someone steps on another person's Air Jordan shoes. This can lead to a J Knockout, or escolate to a J Murder.

DANG! That dude stepped on the other guy's shoes, there's about to be a J Fight!!!

by Obamazing December 31, 2009

J Boy

Any vain Male whose name starts with the letter J

"Holy moly! Did you hear that Jeff forgot the moisturiser again?"

"Don't you mean the J Boy?"

by Jeff Francis Garland August 29, 2022