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Bryan

Bryan is a lovely white person with braces. Bryans are usually ugly, white, funny and racist. Bryan is still loved by me. Bryan who is super skinny and looks like he never eats. Amazing style but weird shoes.
Hadden: Woah have you seen Bryans new haircut? It's awful but he is still cute.
Melaine: He's super ugly and racist, I don't know how you like him.
Hadden: He's not my type but damn he's funny and cute.
by BNMPHP November 19, 2023
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Bryan

for some it can mean a nice person but usually a explicitly autistic man who just likes to fap like no shit
Jake: man that guy is such a weirdo
Colin: he's a Bryan of course he's weird
Jake: oh dear he's coming this way RUN Colin RUNNNNNN
by budgetsheep February 15, 2019
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Bryan

Nigga #1: Hey I think Jamal is the most racist
Nigga #2: nah its Bryan
by 1Unknownkaioshin December 27, 2023
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Bryan

Bryan probably has one of the biggest dicks in the world. He's a super hot blonde whos way to good at smooth talking.
When you meet a bryan, you'll probably find yourself being secretly in love with him no matter your gender. Bryan is such a great person, and I really mean that. He's always ALWAYS going to be there for you no matter what. He's the type of guy to even take time off work or school to make sure you're doing alright. He gives the best hugs ever, and he will love you in the most genuine way. If you're one of his homies, you'll for real have a blast everytime you hang out. He's also french by the way, and he speaks it so hotly. Bryans have usually been through a lot in their lives, and sports is how they cope with things. That's why most bryans are very athletic and love sports.
Person 1: "Yo are you friends with bryan?"
Person 2: "Yeah man bryan has my heart."
Person 1: "Bryans fire."
by tbhhkyra November 2, 2022
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Bryan

The guys who’s always acts like he’s high(he’s not) and will either ruin your day or make your day
Bryan is drawing shit on my paper again!
by Bryansfriend? March 2, 2022
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Bryan

Bryan is a dude who's always wrong. But he thinks he's always right.
You're so wrong you're like a Bryan.
by The realestest slim shady February 17, 2023
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Bryan

Bryan is a fxcking pimp, he get hos, probably got yo hos, he jus that nigga man, he rap better than yo favorite rapper he look, walk, talk, smell, and dress better than you. Bryan colder than yo favorite basketball player, he so pressure.
You: I wish I was like Bryan
Bryan: You will neva be like me you dirty, you ugly, you dont get no hos, instead of wishing to be like me, go wish some hos on ya dick
You: I was ju-
Bryan: stfu
by urnothtguy January 21, 2022
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