Spider Chin

When someone is not able to properly grow a beard, but they insist on not shaving. They have probably never shaved before either. The resulting few hairs have the appearance of the legs of a spider.

Look at Chris he's got such a spider chin.

by Garglesnarbin January 21, 2010

Quad-Spider

To Insert ones Hands and feet into sometype of "hole" then spread them apart ripping the "hole" all together, the hole is often a vagina, or an asshole (anal quadspider)

Example 1: you probably QUAD-SPIDERED your mom when you were born

Example 2: You just got quuuuuaaaaaaaddddddd-spiiiidered

example 3: You Quad-Spider your sister

by Uncewubkah June 12, 2011

speedo spider

The little creeper hairs that appear around the edges of a swimsuit worn by someone not groomed

I was gonna hit on that babe, then I got a glimpse of some truly awful Speedo spiders. Definitely not into the bearded taco.

by chime57 November 3, 2010

spider ride

Having sex with a girl that is so sketchy there is a chance she is carrying the same disease that the spider monkey in the movie Outbreak had.

Man, I got to get to the clinic to get checked out. I had a spider ride last night.

by Not the real Charlie Chaplin September 30, 2015

Ninja spider

A very big fucking spider that runs like a fucking ninja

I just killed a fucking ninja spider

by PurpleOwl22 March 26, 2019

Spider chaser

A non alternative person who serial dates goths despise haveing no intrest in the subculture

1:Hey bro what happened to your big titty goth gf

2:Man we broke up she kept asking for a vile of my blood

1: freaky
2: its cool im with goth amy now you know the chick with the spider neck tattoo and split tounge

1: your such a spider chaser

by E.T.FU May 1, 2019

Spider Pigging

To place some one in an awkward or unwanted situation. Can also be used to describe when you gypt another or screw them over.

Oh hell no, you guys are not spider pigging me again. Stop hiding in the bathroom and take the next customer.

by YouThinkItsEasy May 30, 2019