Boy 1: Hey man what are you doing tonight?
Boy 2: Well I hope my girlfriend will let me cage the woody plant.
Boy 2: Well I hope my girlfriend will let me cage the woody plant.
by TheBitch13 December 2, 2010

by librévro May 15, 2025

Joe:(receives dumb text at 3AM)
Jane: (8AM looks at dumb text sent on phone) Texts Joe. Hey friend, sorry about that text, the plants getting watered early last night.
Jane: (8AM looks at dumb text sent on phone) Texts Joe. Hey friend, sorry about that text, the plants getting watered early last night.
by misstara007 August 27, 2021

Oh so you're getting serious with her, huh? Has she let you plant your zucchini in the backyard yet?
by yungtrustfund3 August 8, 2023

When the boss is out of the office and productivity completely stops. You're in the office, you're getting paid, but you sure aren't working!
"Hey, did you hear the boss took the rest of the day off?"
"Woo in plant vacation, baby!! I'm going to go watch Netflix in my office all day!"
"Woo in plant vacation, baby!! I'm going to go watch Netflix in my office all day!"
by lazyclockwatcher May 4, 2014

by couchplanter October 28, 2010

the act of going onto video chat websites and insisting the broadcaster to show themselves with plants. This will normally confuse the broadcaster as that is not their primary reason for broadcasting.
by I_LovE_Ej July 30, 2011
