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two in the one

Steer clear of the bathroom by the football field, Dave dropped a two in the one.
by SteveRules December 13, 2008
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one for Jeff

A way of taking two of something when you're only being offered one
Like When Jeff comes to your house and you say have a beer
by El Guapo March 31, 2005
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Oats one

Is a pussy aka toy who is all talk and can run up anytime bitch
by Ozonone bitch May 30, 2016
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Crapitol One

The worst commercial on television.
Always ending with the line; What's in your wallet?
Gregory: I'm trying to watch the game but this stupid commercial comes up.
Constance: Crapitol One right?
Gregory: Yeah.
by GregNelson29 April 26, 2023
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no plus ones

Often seen on a party invite (usually followed by -"there will be a list"), giving instruction that no uninvited people are allowed to attend apart from that one person everyone knows but doesn't really know to come to a party.
he'll be at every party and it will inevitable that he will come.
hey guys come to my party!
no plus ones, there will be a list

but then this fearless youth will arrive uninvited and he will not be asked to leave
by THEIPMAN May 9, 2011
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One Handian

1) A one handian is a mistake who has one hand

-They also like to stroke their pp to black bbc boys named Daquavion woods
Wow! Do you see that one handian he just gave a wicked fingering to my step grandma! Radical dude
by DaQuavion Woods December 12, 2022
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have one

This is a shorthand for the overused expression, "Have a good one," (derived from the even more overused expression "Have a good day") and is slowly catching on to be much more hip!
As I drop my friend off and he leaves the car, I shout "Have one!"

He replies, "Word...later!"
by Robintexas December 24, 2008
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