crispy j's

The illest and freshest and cleanest kicks around.

"dude check out them crispy J's"

by michen98 December 18, 2013

miss j

the best teacher in the world

wow you must be miss j

by donkey silly man May 23, 2017

J Fight

A fight that originates after someone steps on another person's Air Jordan shoes. This can lead to a J Knockout, or escolate to a J Murder.

DANG! That dude stepped on the other guy's shoes, there's about to be a J Fight!!!

by Obamazing December 31, 2009

tuggy j

Good ol' fashioned handjob

Man, work is killing me. I could really use a tuggy j right now.

by Nardo34 November 17, 2015

J-lighter

Something that is so trippy, it makes you want to light up a joint.

-Man, have you heard that new Bat for Lashes track?

-Yeah, it's a real J-lighter.

by tehee<3 June 24, 2011

J-stew

To re-post news in a group chat being un-aware that someone else already shared the story.

Come on Nick, another J-stew; we got that news from John 3 hours ago.

by Murcie May 11, 2021

jersey j

To cross through three lanes to get to the farthest left lane(or fast lane), in this process cutting off people is a given and guarentee. Name compliments to New Jerseyans' infamous driving abilities.

Bud:"Shit I have to get into that lane"
Pete:"Jersey J it!"

by Deputy Frawg November 1, 2008