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Michigan Tamale

When you run out of toilet paper and are forced to use a corn husk to wipe your smelly ass
This damn corona virus has the entire country on a TP shortage, so I was forced to make a half dozen Michigan Tamales!
by Jar Lie March 14, 2020
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michigan tamale

When you run out of toilet paper and are forced to use corn husks instead
This coronavirus has emptied the stores of all the TP so I had to make a half dozen Michigan Tamales!
by Jar Lie March 14, 2020
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Cedar Springs, Michigan

Cedar Springs, Michigan. Home of Red Flannel Days! Incorporated in 1871 as a major hub for the timber industry, it became know for the Red Flannel often worn by loggers required to wear them due to the harsh winters. The red flannels they wore began being produced in Cedar Springs for convenience and that industry still remains today. Cedar Springs became a city in October 1959.
Cedar Springs, Michigan is the little city halfway between Grand Rapids, MI and Big Rapids, MI.
by Red Shamrock September 21, 2020
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University of Michigan

Umich

Great school more known for its graduate schools and programs rather than undergrad. LSA is a joke to get into, Ross is all about connections, and engineering is the only valid school. Majority of the student body is pretentious and stupid, only 15% of their undgrad student body will get a job while the other 85% will cry about how they’re a public Ivy. In reality they’re one level above Michigan State University. University of Michigan is the loser competing in a league below them, once they punch up to literally any other t20 school they go back to crying about being a public Ivy. Always trying to brag about being a University of Michigan student or alum. In other words, the embodiment of the kid who peaked in high school.
Hey Gus, did you know that I went to University of Michigan. Specifically Ross business school! I know I’m so overqualified since I went to a public Ivy.

Hey Andrew, no one cares about where you went to school. And big deal 80% of this firm either went to MSU, Umich, or an Ivy for business school. You’re not special.
by Slicrick14 June 16, 2022
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Michigan Air Show

A Michigan Air Show is a dumb idea that will end in disaster.
She may be a total psycho but, sure, I'll go out with her. It'll be a real Michigan Air Show.
by Professor Wagglehead July 3, 2022
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Michigan mullet

When a man shaves all the hair above his penis, but leaves the balls long and hairy.
I hooked up with a dude that had a Michigan Mullet
by 8349533 August 19, 2022
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Michigan Pot Hole

After eating Mexican food, I gave Betsy a Michigan Pot Hole, the bathrooms were out of order and I didn’t have anywhere else to go.
by Keller319 November 5, 2022
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