Motivational Lizard is a sex move, where one sex partner encourages their other partner to keep having sex with them by dressing up as a light-purple lizard with yellow spots. After dressing up as the lizard, the sex partner starts to recite the Motivational Lizard video from Youtube, and this usually results in the other partner breaking down into joyfully crying, or them being determined to last longer in bed.
Richard: Hey, Blark. My wife gave me a Motivational Lizard last night.
Blark: Oh, that's good. I gave my wife a Wrech-It Ralph last night.
Blark: Oh, that's good. I gave my wife a Wrech-It Ralph last night.
by deniszim November 04, 2019
To show Jim her appreciation for the new widescreen TV, Nancy dropped to her knees and started vacuuming the lizard.
by Spambo November 20, 2008
It relation to the Blumpkin where you are getting a blow job while shitting. However, in the case of Screaming at the Lizard you suddenly feel the urge to piss, voluntary or not, in the mouth of the girl/guy that is blowing you.
Dave: Dude, last night I was getting blumpkin from Judy.
Joe: How'd it go?
Dave: Bad, it turned into a Screaming at the Lizard
Joe: How'd it go?
Dave: Bad, it turned into a Screaming at the Lizard
by Gussgussv May 29, 2011
by playitstrange August 12, 2022
Lizard Lord is the king of the reptiles. He can command lizards at will and eat people whole with his long scaly tongue
by Tribal69 April 16, 2021
Camp lizards are usually younger girls who sleep with men for money in work camps
They will fuck your husbands while he’s in camp
They will fuck your husbands while he’s in camp
by The camp guy October 16, 2022
by Toobie doobie November 02, 2023