Gym Lad!!!

A Gym Lad!!! eats sleeps the gym, he is sometimes a very strange creature that posts selfies of themselves on social media to gain attention from people that he has never met in his life. If you find yourself near a Gym Lad!!! your best bet is to run away as his obnoxious behaviour is extremely bewildering.

The Gym Lad!!! lifted the barbell and grunted heavily.

by Ben dover for me March 27, 2020

nasty lad

A dirty, wet mop of man, often wearing soiled undergarments, with a propensity for producing smells more commonly associated with cheese.

I say, it smells as though a nasty lad squeezed a hot beefy in here, eh what?

by anonymous October 14, 2021

Yound Lad

yound lad named henry = gay.

Yound lad named henry is fuggin cuir

by younds suck December 31, 2007

Lad

Trying too hard, sharing memes about football and self-proclaiming to be a lad

“Ah G, you’re such a lad.”

by ilovechippy March 16, 2020

my aul lad

Irish Slang for my Father

I'll go talk to my aul lad to see what the story is

by Aoneill2k22 October 17, 2022

Phat shotty that lad

"Phat shotty that lad." One of the most heard statements in Grimsby and surrounding areas. The statement refers to the amount of cannabis that the said person smokes through a plastic bong (usually made of a plastic bottle). There are many variations of the word that begins the dtatemeny, here is a list of words that go from the smallest amount of cannabis to the largest.
"Backy shotty that lad." Just tabbaco

"Shady shotty that lad." Not alot of cannabis

"Alright shotty that lad." Average serving of cannabis
"Phat shotty that lad." Lots of cannabis
"Norty shotty that lad." Couldn't possibly fit anymore cannabis in the shotty pipe.

*recieves shotty* "sound lad." *Smokes shotty* *coughs* "Phat shotty that lad."

by The Guru of Grimsby December 30, 2018

Clean lad

The lad on board an Royal Navy T class submarine of the highest status with his daddylad. This lads been made a lad and has been gooched. However, some lads claim to be clean even though they are not - these lads yearn for a daddylad but are yet to be claimed as a lad.

Sailor A: Look at that clean lad over there shippers!

Sailor B: Blimey, he's been made a lad out of and gooched by the looks of it. I bet his daddylad is so very very proud, now get the wets in.

Sailor C: But look at that lad over there! He's strutting around pretending he's the shit but we all know he's not even been claimed yet.

by Sticky_Green September 16, 2021