tow hook

When your man sticks his finger in your ass and drags you around the bed with it.

Man, she kept squirming so I had to tow hook her back to me!

by Heybabycakes13 December 10, 2017

Hooked up

Vaguely used term to desricbe sexual contact between two or more people. Maybe we had sex. Maybe not. Maybe go fuck your self.

"I 'hooked up' with your sister"

by Nick m November 9, 2017

Dick Hooked

After having sexual intercourse with your significant or fuck buddy. It was so “amazing” that you start crying over it/him.

Alex had sex with Jacob and now he’s dick hooked.

by kulatto February 10, 2020

Harry Hook

A really hot dude with eyeliner in Descendants 2+3

NB Person: Bro I stayed up all night reading a Harry Hook about a girl who is the daughter of Elsa and Jack Frost and Harry Hook is her should mate, its called Frozen by theclockworkghost on Wattpad
Genderfluid: Thanks I was looking for a new one

by Gayforfictionalfolk December 25, 2021

Fish Hook

It's like a right hook or a left hook, but performed with a limp open hand.

Can be improved if the hand is covered in something vile. Ex. Shit, semen ect.

Tyler hit me with the nastiest fish hook I've ever seen

by Dannyerboi August 2, 2021

Gay hook

A basketball move/phrase started by a 45 year old man who is good at hook shots. But he’s very gay.

That was a good gay hook, clench me.

by EthanoTheGreat January 19, 2022

Chocolate-Hooking

The slow, yet impressive process of training your dick to curve so far backwards that every time you get a boner you fuck yourself in the ass.

My wife told me that chocolate-hooking was a bad idea, but the only downside is that I can’t tell if it’s gay or just a weird way to masturbate.

by Gamin2001 February 25, 2022