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Backwards granny

One partner is is holding onto a walker whilst the other is holding their legs. All the while grinding as vigorously as possible without breaking a hip. (Protection suggested but not required)
Granddaughter: “oh no, I walked in on mamaw and papaw doing the backwards granny!”

Grandson: “damn.”
by created the backwards granny October 21, 2017
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Goose Granny

The lesbian version of duck daddy for the elderly
Heidi is the og Goose Granny.
by The Duckiest of Daddies January 24, 2025
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Granny Fanny in my Nanny

When you gran tickles your nans testicles and she enjoys it.
Hey did you here, I granny fanny in my nanny
by Bigcockbradders January 15, 2020
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Granny grazer

A younger person who likes to hook up with granny's.
Lets go to bingo hank, we might get lucky.
Your are such a Granny grazer Tom.
by Pocketjem January 13, 2020
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granny gang crack

When a younger more athletic male enjoys rigorous sex with an older woman and enjoys the sound of her pelvis cracking
-Dude, you're granny is a real gilf, she let me granny gang crack her.
by Big Buba Buttplug January 3, 2018
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grannys ankle

the last few tokes of a spliff that nobody wants
“yo g you want the last bit of this” “nah bro just throw it out, nobody wants the grannys ankle”
by Slacky4k January 16, 2022
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